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What’s happening on Twitter? 😂

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https://twitter.com/smashmouth/status/992478669435060224?s=19

Love smash mouth

What’s going on this year

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What is happening? 😂

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LMAO He just said he does

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https://twitter.com/TheRock/status/588913900789309440?s=19


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LMAO reblogging again because of 5he sass from dictionary.com 😂😂

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Y'all know when you get wrecked by the damn dictionary you’re a fool

Never Forget 😂

The best fucking post on here

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IT’S BACK

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Thread was missing my fave part.

Omg😂😂😂

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the-radio-star:

ya i know this means nothing and he won’t be removed and this country is fucked but also

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look i don’t know how reliable a source of information this website is but the idea that you can easily get rid of vampires in your home just by telling them they’re not welcome anymore is extremely funny to me

if a vampire came into my house and tried to drain my blood. well i would simply say no thank you.

unless the vampire is hot of course, in which case feel free to make yourself at home

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I remember asking about this question once and someone told me that in True Blood if you rescind an invitation the vampire is “forcibly removed” from your house (or words to that effect)

and I have to admit I expected something much more violent than this, but somehow that would’ve been less dramatic? like if he was flung backward through the door it would’ve looked pretty cool but the DRAMA here is 10 times as fucking ridiculous

Human: *rescinds their invitation*
Vampire: I am forcibly removed from the house

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you ever look at certain american christmas movies and wonder how, seemingly, not a single person during the whole production bothered to look up what a reindeer is? like is there a single piece of animated rudolph the red-nosed reindeer media where rudolph is depicted as a reindeer and not a white-tailed deer?

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red nose just because :)

I was aware that almost every depiction of mistletoe in Christmas movies uses holly instead, but I only just realized that almost every Christmas reindeer is actually a white-tailed deer while reading this post.

The thing that really annoy me about Christmas cartoons with reindeer-but-not-really is the antler situation.

Reindeer is a species of deer which both the male and female have antlers. In fact, the male reindeer actually shed their antlers in the fall and grow them back in the spring while the females keep theirs all year long.

So if they were REAL reindeer they wouldn’t look like this:

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they should look like this:

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“ picsthatmakeyougohmm:
“hmmm
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a scientist and an icon

But how can you leave out the line where our girl says “You didnt really think I was in love with you?”

Shit was iconic

here you go:

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WHAT SHOW IS THIS???

STAR TREK

THANK YOU!!!

OG Star Trek delivering those mufuckin DEATH BLOWS

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no-notthemindprobe:
“ And the winner of best mug goes to..
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no-notthemindprobe:

And the winner of best mug goes to.. 

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digg:

WHOM TRYNA FUCK SEXY CGI MR CLEAN

this is already the best superbowl ad, there is no competition

WTF

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littlewomen1994:
“the first paragraph of karen han’s review of cats (2019) is better than anything i will ever write
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littlewomen1994:

the first paragraph of karen han’s review of cats (2019) is better than anything i will ever write

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